You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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