I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
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Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
did you just send me my own nude
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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