At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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