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(248): View more from Michigan

her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.

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(314): View more from Missouri

sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents

(636): View more from Missouri

never have sex?

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(480): View more from Arizona

Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.

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(909): View more from California

is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?

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(864): View more from South Carolina

U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"

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(720): View more from Colorado

We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I think he's an actor

(512): View more from Texas

That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner

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