Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
This is sufficient.
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Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.