her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
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I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
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you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner