The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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