i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
