I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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