The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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