Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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