whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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