So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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