please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
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He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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