I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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