She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
jump out the window naked night went bad
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