hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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