You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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