Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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