So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
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I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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