You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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