As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
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maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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