so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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