i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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