I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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