Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
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Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
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This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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