If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
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Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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His nipple licking is glorious
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