So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You're a disaster
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