So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
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If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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