ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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