I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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