Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
God gave him joint rollers for hands
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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