They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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