I'm drive I can fine osifer
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
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you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
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I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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