i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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