How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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