The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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