I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
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Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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