I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
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That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
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Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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