i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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