i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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