She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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