I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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