yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Randomize
