Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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