school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
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Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He better not be in your backpack
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The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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