Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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