I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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