Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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