Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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