that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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