i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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