Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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