so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
A bitchslap is in order.
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