I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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