great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
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He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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