There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
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Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??