So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now