turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
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I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
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We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?