He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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