You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
The convent might be a nice break from real life
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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