The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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