But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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